The Free Land of The New Koreanic Republic is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 323 million New Koreanic Republicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New Koreanic Republician economy, worth 23.7 trillion Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,448 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Won treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Koreanic Republic's national animal is the Tiger.

The New Koreanic Republic is ranked 258,087^th in the world and 5,837^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.